Superglue is not for children (and other fun stuff)

It's also not for me. I learned that today. Also my fingers hurt. They could be related. But i'm not telling.

You know how you get a shock from touching somebody? Well i got one the other day that went through my body and down my left leg and made it spasm. Still not sure how that happened.

Maybe electricity likes me. I couldn't get my car unplugged from the wall a couple of weeks ago so i tried to pry it off with my keys (probably not my brightest moment). A blast of blue hit my face, melted part of my keys and my RIGHT leg was sore for a couple of days, right down to the toes.

Speaking of which, my car is broken!

So, i guess what i'm trying to say is that i need constant supervision. Please send your resume to me if you are interested. The pay will be not great, but you can sleep on my couch!