The last straw

FOR SALE:

One male, 20 year old body, everything included. Alright shape, sub-average looking. Can lift moderately heavy objects. Hands good for typing and photoshop. Also included is a mind and soul, both with signs of wear-and-tear.

I am looking for a new set, so trade would be accepted also. If you are looking to go out to parties, be with large groups of people, or even small groups of strangers, this set is not for you. Sorry, no trials. Health problems are responsibility of buyer. Few clothes and accessories included. Comes with paperwork containing birth records and medical info.

Common traits: Shyness, overt hinking the little things, stuttering, geeky, worrying way too much, likes to listen, never sleeps, etc.

Serious bids should be sent to juicemcnizzle (at) gmail (dot) com as soon as possible. Questions, concerns and warranty info requests can be left in comments section if desired.



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